This Girl's Text Messaging Glossary for Bartenders

SBMAD: Somebody buy me a drink

HNBB: Help! Need bathroom break!

ITID: I think I'm drunk

IBS: I've been stiffed

TCHASSP: That creep has a serious staring problem

86TAJ: 86 that ass jacket

OMGLWJSD: Oh my God look who just sat down

TGWMNYON: That guy wants my number yes or no

ITIFILP: I think I'm falling in love. Purrrrrr.

WAWGAT: Where are we going after this

MFH: My feet hurt

IHTJIT: I've hit the jackpot in tips

LDS: Let's do shots

ILMJ: I love my job